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mutual back-patting society 

a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos
I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.
Being extremely aggresive, hostile, and cynical but all the while not being angry.
Dude, he was totally Patting last night after I pushed him in the lake.

patting the piglet 

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

pretting 

The act of doing something in a pretty way that may not always be a pretty thing to do.
She's pretting with that butcher block, whould'nt you say? What? She has very nimble fingers!
pretting by jysys January 27, 2004

Phatting 

The man was phatting because he ate to many British beans at the wedding
Phatting by Will+Emma September 28, 2015
Prating, which is short for pre-dating, means to date in middleschool. The point of Pre-dating is to find out what type of personality traits you like in someone and maybe even to bring it to the next level when you get to highschool if you're serious with someone, which then you are dating them to find out if they're marriage material.
"Mom I asked out a girl and now we're Prating." (Boy is in middleschool at the time of saying this.)
Prating by elicarden12 April 24, 2017