PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL

I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

PROMAC&PASTEL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011

paster 

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh

Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1

paster by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

Ladybug paste 

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.

Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Ladybug paste by Mommyhole December 13, 2018

keep me posted 

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

keep me posted by douche1998 May 2, 2015

Pastebin 

A pastebin is a type of web application that allows its users to upload snippets of text, usually samples of source code, for public viewing. It is very popular in IRC channels where pasting large amounts of text is considered bad etiquette. A new trend is that users use pastebins to post Twitter messages that contain more than 140 characters. A vast number of pastebins exist on the Internet, suiting a number of different needs and providing features tailored towards the crowd they focus on most.

Hey Mike, can you "pastebin" that document please?

John can I send you this text file? Sure, please just "pastebin it".

Pastebin by Godius January 24, 2012

posterior funk 

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

posterior funk by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Poeten 

The poet who writes only ten-line-poems.

I would like to be a great poeten in the days ahead.

Poeten by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2013