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grosse pointe 

a city filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.
-"so where do you live"
-"grosse pointe"
-"o cool. wanna hang out"
-"Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"
grosse pointe by WilliamT November 15, 2005
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grosse pointe 

The Farms, The Woods, The Park, AND the City. Where it so important to keep up the appearance of affluence, that an individual will sell their soul to the devil to maintain thier address.
grosse pointe by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Palm Pointe 

"You go to Palm Pointe?"
"Yeah why?"
'No wonder you get no girls"

Louis de Pointe du Lac 

Louis de Pointe du Lac is a vampire created by author Anne Rice who first appears in Interview with the Vampire. He is described as having white skin, the color of bleached bone, chin-length black hair, and brilliant green eyes.

He is an arsonist so he loves a good bonfire. More passions are blood, suffering and regret (which is all he has, according to himself), playing hard-to-get with others (for example, Lestat de Lioncourt his maker by the way, Claudia, Armand and many more). He also loves to whine about stuff for hundreds of years.

Also, he's portrayed by Brad Pitt, so watching that film is the best thing ever.
Mon Dieu, Louis de Pointe du Lac, could you please stop whining?

But, Louis, fire is not always the option.

grosse pointe 

A seemingly rich community from the outside, but once in there, you'll find a trailer park or two worth or trash. Not nearly as corrupted as everyone believes, there are just some who mess up and get attention. In all actuality, everyone else outside of Grosse Pointe is just a jealous bitch who wishes they could live here. Unfortunately for them, and thank god for us....they can't, because they couldn'y afford the rent on the shittiest place in town.

grosse pointe 

A city on the boarderline of detroit with a huge! drug epidemic the kids have so much money and nothing to do so they drink and use drugs, used to be cocaine and ecstasy but now has moved on to heroin and crack.
i'm going to go hang out in grosse pointe and smoke crack and shoot heroin and pop ecstasy and smoke weed and drink alcohol and pop every prescription pill possible and if any other random drug comes along will do that too all at the same time because we just have enough money and enough boredom to do it!
grosse pointe by GPisajoke March 3, 2009

grosse pointe 

A place where kids can run off to if they get in trouble in detroit, the rich people will protect them there
Shit ive got three guys tryin to kill me, im goin to Grosse pointe' for a week or two.
grosse pointe by BHynes10 October 23, 2007