1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes
the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a.
Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal
human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED