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A patsy is a total wanker who has the ability to totally piss off anyone without effort. even when they are not present the thought of a patsy irritates you immensly. A patsy may also have a tiny penis!
Even though that patsy isnt here i really wanna punch him in his tiny penis!
patsy by mr sumthing sumthing August 7, 2009
A Patsy is a very old woman who likes plants, gardening, deaf and likes bringing little children into her house and raping them. She often blames the wrong people (mostly Asians) and a Patsy is normally white. She loves taking other peoples football and keeping it while she grows plants in it.
Oh crap, IT'S PATSY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Patsy by PATSYTHEPEDOPHILE September 1, 2017
Usually a women thats very sweet and kind, and can be very shy at certain times. Also a girl that can break hearts, Patsy is a known name for a cheater, but as soon as you look into her eyes all you wanna do is forgive her. Shes a beautiful and usually a blonde or dirty blonde. Any girl is lucky to be with Patsy because they''ll be together for a long time, and Patsy will make it all worth it.
My girlfriend cheated on me last night. Such a Patsy!!
Patsy by JESUSHASRISEEEEEEN October 22, 2013
A person who is wrongflly accused of murder.
patsy by Anonymous June 14, 2003
''I just poured up a shot of Heem and a shot of Patsy.
Patsy by TheWolfofAllStreets May 14, 2015
"Want to go for a cold patsy with the boys" said Stephen
Patsy by StietDeg October 6, 2017