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vanhandling 

Like manhandling only with a van, or min-van.
*getting out of a tight parking spot*
Cass: Sweet vanhandling! I thought you would hit that car!!
Cait: It was nothing.

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: MAybe you should take a vanhandling course.
Jared: I didn't the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who car drive a van without skidding in the winter is vanhandling to the fullest.
vanhandling by Cassandra Sherlock December 9, 2008
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Pan Handling 

When a hobo gives another hobo a hand job.
"Dude, I was out the other day and I walked by this alley where to hobos were pan handling each other."
"They were asking each other for money?"
"Nah dude, nah!"
Pan Handling by Paw Lee October 12, 2012

Pan-Handling 

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.
I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~
Pan-Handling by erstin June 22, 2011

planhandling 

The act of shamelessly posting your lack of plans on social media in an effort to get your friends to invite you to tag along on something they're doing.
Kim was planhandling on FB today, so I invited her to come to the bar with us.
planhandling by Andropenis July 24, 2017