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palindrome 

A specific drinking sequence, originally devoloped for use at NFL games, but applicable to any situation (other sporting events, weddings, Saturday afternoons with nothing better to do, etc.), where the cocktails are drunk in symmetrical ascending / descending order, for example: single, double, triple, quad, triple, double, single. Results vary based on the potency of the middle drink (double, triple, quad), but if performed properly usually will cause a domestic dispute or problems with the law. A single-double-single palindrome is pussy-weak, a "quad" palindrome, on the other hand, is manly and impressive.
"Stoolberg was on the back of a quad palindrome when he suddenly blew corn on the lady in the row in front of us, and bailed just before finishing the downside double. Disqualified and humiliated, he vowed to make a comeback attempt the following week. I think he needs more practice."
palindrome by Douchefuckerman August 16, 2006

Palindrome 

an argument containing neither fact nor assertion, which is given verbosely and with an air of complete conviction.
Although the candidate said nothing of value, his palindromes were effective in swaying public opinion.
Palindrome by HWM December 3, 2016

Palindrome 

Something that makes you derping while you realize it.
It's also used to impress ladies and gain little visibility.
()() it's not a palindrome
)(() it is
anyway, i'm rob
Palindrome by matteovnl May 23, 2018

palindrome 

A female with a belly as big as her butt such that when you stand her on the head, the stomach works as an ass and vice versa
Last night I plowed this palindrome bitch in the dark and mistook her belly button for an asshole!
palindrome by pumpkin-eater-69 March 11, 2019

Palindrome 

A palindrome is a word, phrase, number or sequence of words that reads the same backward as forward.
My favorite Palindrome is Motto

palindrome 

A word that reads the same forwards and backwards
Teacher: “Can you guys think of some examples of a palindrome?”
Me: “Qawbecrdteyfugihoipjaksldmfngohpjqkrlsztxucvvwbxnymz zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaqq.”
Teacher: “That’s a pretty long palindrome, but it isn’t a real word.”
George: “Then how about madam? Or racecar?”
Teacher: “You’re right, but I wanted you to think of a longer palindrome.”
Jason: “I got a great palindrome. It is: ‘Was it Eliot’s toilet I saw?’.“
palindrome by bluestinger66 December 16, 2023