Painting the wife's closet 

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

Painting the wife's closet by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

painting the panda 

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

painting the panda by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

painting porcelain 

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

painting porcelain by triebkore March 16, 2012

painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

painting the town brown by Jon Beech August 30, 2006

painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

painting the town brown by Jon Beech September 14, 2008

painting the wickets 

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

painting the wickets by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Painting da booty 

When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.

Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.

Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.

Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.

Painting da booty by G-gazam November 7, 2013