Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament 

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament by TigerToe August 17, 2015

hood ornament

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

hood ornament by jeff caton August 19, 2003

St. Louis Hood Ornament 

Taking a shit on the hood of someones car, leaving them a hood ornament out of your poo.

Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.

My neighbor blocked my driveway again so I left him a St. Louis Hood Ornament

St. Louis Hood Ornament by Stinger_Defecation February 26, 2010

toilet ornament 

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

toilet ornament by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

butt ornament 

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

butt ornament by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

Ditch Ornament 

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

Ditch Ornament by Xandria March 9, 2021

Hood ornament

A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.

As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.

Hood ornament by Buzz M. May 13, 2005