One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy by Giggister March 1, 2019

one eye up the chimney 

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

one eye up the chimney by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

one eye noodlin' 

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

one eye noodlin' by B ridin November 7, 2007

One Eye Open 

Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.

Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?

Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.

Boy: Good advice!

One Eye Open by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

one eye god 

Another phrase use to identify any gun in gang world

pass me the one eye god dis mofo dead

one eye god by Ben Stewart February 2, 2004

one eye wonder 

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Would you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

one eye wonder by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

one eye wonder 

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

one eye wonder by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017