Are You On Crack? 

When someone says something that is either unbelievable or utterly foolish and stupid.

Giraffe: Im not a retard. D&S: Are you on Crack?

Are You On Crack? by blazer275 February 24, 2011

rats on crack 

exclaimation when you're working too hard...more expressive than "working your ass off"

I've been working like rats on crack!

rats on crack by g33kslap May 30, 2006

high on crack 

Complete and utter euphoria -- absolute bliss for the first hit of the day.

Then, subsequently, trying desperately to recapture that elusive ultimate high, you may find yourself... stealing from your mama; all the while, chasing the dragon in the most spun-out of fiendish, criminal enterprises.

You need some sleep, buddy.

Mr. Hyde is Dr. Jekyll HIGH ON CRACK.

"I'm HIGH ON CRACK, yo!
Since we been friends so long,
I'm warning you to hang on to your billfold."

high on crack by Cholo Hellamongo October 15, 2006

bitch on crack 

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

bitch on crack by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009

zombie on crack 

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

zombie on crack by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023

you mama's on crack rock

cultured people

"you mama's on crack rock" "uh uh no she isn't with your ugly behind"

you mama's on crack rock by foxumbrelly April 12, 2021

High on Crack 

Reference to an individual that has just made a blunt error in judgement or is unable to comprehend/relate.

The plumber said he would fix the drain for $250 plus labor, that is ridiculous, he must be High on Crack!

High on Crack by Tnkwarrior December 14, 2006