Ready or not 

Something you say after you finish counting for hide and seek. You don't even think of it as a word, do you? You just say it. Ready or not. Ready or not. Ready or not.

"Ready or not, here I come!"

Ready or not by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023

hes not reading this 

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

hes not reading this by succmydicc February 16, 2018

i am not reading this 

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

i am not reading this by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I'm not reading that 

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

I'm not reading that by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019

Do not read this mug 

You read the mug. Lol

Do not read this mug is what you say when you dont want someone readying you're new UD mug
Co-Worker: Cool mug!
You: Lol, it says not to read it

Do not read this mug by LambadaCore March 19, 2023

i am not reading this 

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

i am not reading this by Kob07 May 21, 2018

the game disk could not be read 

when your 6 and you have a Wii game, but when you pop it in, the text "the game disk could not be read" shows up, it means you should be pissed because the disk has a scratch in it and might never work again. There is a chance that if you take the disk out then put it back in, it will be fine.

oh fucking shit, it said the game disk could not be read, i'm so fucked

the game disk could not be read by McBikmik April 30, 2019