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no-contact dishwashing 

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
no-contact dishwashing by jps75 January 6, 2010

ten day no-contact clause 

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
ten day no-contact clause by kameren February 24, 2008

no country for old men 

1) A 2005 novel by Pulitzer Prize winning author Cormac McCarthy.

2) A 2007 film by the Coen brothers based on the book. Winner of four Oscars including best picture.

Both are inappropriate for children or idiots.
"Dude, what did you think about the ending of 'No Country For Old Men?'"

"I was bored. That movie needed more explosions, like in 'Transformers.'"

No Country for Old Men 

The Coen brothers stroking their egos. "No Country for Old Men" is not realy a movie per say (depending on who you ask) what rather a thesis on the state of the world and the rising evil that will consume us all, circa 1980. The first hour and a half follows the exploits of one Lewelyn Moss, played by Josh Brolin, as he finds a bunch of dead Mexican drug dealers and an ass load of cash and tries to find a way to escape with said cash. But, what's this, Mary Lou Renton is chashing him, but this time, she's a big Spanish assassin who kills people with a cattle gun named Anton Chigurh. Does Chigurh kill Moss, do they even meet? Fuck no, not really anyway! Moss is killed by Mexican drug dealers, and suddenly, out of the fucking blue, Tommy Lee Jones is the focus of this befuddling mess. People who really love this movie will say that it is visionary and bleak and realistic and all that crap. It's an uneven mess that doesn't live up to Coen brothers standards.
Only see No Country for Old Men if you want to be cheated out of a possible really good movie.

ten day no-contact clause 

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

Billz No Counterfeit 

Just a regular guy who does cool sh*t. Makes his money, and stays to himself.
Damn Billz No Counterfeit, nice watch!
Billz No Counterfeit by Big L’A November 23, 2021