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My Name Is Jeff 

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation
Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*

My Name is Inigo Montoya 

Commonly followed by this phrase:
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*

*Gruesome screaming continues*

*Gruesome screaming intensifies*

*Gruesome screaming stops*

Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*

*Gruesome screaming continues*

*Gruesome screaming intensifies*

*Gruesome screaming stops*

my name is mud 

A popular, great, dark song by the band Primus.
My Name Is Mud but call me Alowishes Devander Abercrombie that's long for mud, So I've been told.
Told that by there sons a bitch who lies before me bloated blue and cold, I got my pride, I drink my wine.
I drink only the finest 'sept I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years.
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.
my name is mud by Bob Cock May 28, 2006

My name jeff 

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.
Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff
My name jeff by Prelewddude May 20, 2018

My Name Jeff 

My Name Jeff by Poooo is yummy September 10, 2020

my name my name my name 

What someone says when they want you to search their name in the urban dictionary.
Hey search my name my name my name!