Flex on my Ex 

To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.

To be better off without your ex significant other

Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.

To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.

Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".

Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..

Flex on my Ex by TEAM RILLA January 20, 2018

Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Sounds like my Ex-Wife by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010

Stuntin on my ex

A lyric in 21 savage's "x". Refers to flexing on your old relationship. You are saying you are doing better without them since you have things that were better than that relationship.

I'm just Stuntin on my ex.

Stuntin on my ex by Futureismymessiah September 4, 2016

flexing on my ex 

Showing your ex that you're better off without them

We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I'm flexing on my ex.

flexing on my ex by Littyamdt April 17, 2017

how to get over my ex 

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)

other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”

how to get over my ex by hahahahahaahhiiiiii1928373919 April 11, 2020

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre 

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

I miss my ex 

I miss my ex too:(

Me: Man I miss my ex:(
Friend: They literally cheated on you.

I miss my ex by simp for killua October 15, 2021