Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

Spanking your Monkey by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

Spanking your monkey

Beating your meat

Gavin stop spanking your monkey

Spanking your monkey by FB1dotpng April 30, 2026

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

Spanking the other monkey by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spanking the angry monkey 

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

spanking the angry monkey by freshswagg February 27, 2010

spanking the lady monkey 

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

spanking the lady monkey by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

tele-spankin' the monkey 

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

tele-spankin' the monkey by Three Beers April 10, 2009

spankin the monkey 

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

spankin the monkey by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017