Mounting Lion 

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

Mounting Lion by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

momentuming

Resting too long during a workout, then moving fast just to rest again.

You're momentuming, slow down!

momentuming by Gym what's a Gym? January 13, 2014

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Midget molesting may by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers 

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

Kitten molesting butt fuckers by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

molesting the monkey 

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

molesting the monkey by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting 

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

role-molesting by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Molesting a turd 

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again

Molesting a turd by Jwhitt March 21, 2010