Reverse Mitosis 

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)

Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?

Reverse Mitosis by karlplant May 26, 2022

Left leg lagging mitosis 

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

Left leg lagging mitosis by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018

Mitospiss 

A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.

Not to be confused with meiospiss

Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely

Mitospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

Hiptosis Milosis 

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis is a very rare disease to all the non support a creator code "KingRAGE" users. This can lead to not winning any games of fortnite, having bad luck, and a small PP. the only way to treat this disease is to be using code "KingRAGE"

I diagnose you with a rare disease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
(PLS EXCEPT)

Hiptosis Milosis by Dr.Not KingRAGE July 30, 2019

Testiculas-mitotisome 

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

Testiculas-mitotisome by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

mitosising

The thing Winston and Carbon do because their brains are connected..

Yo bro were legit mitosising rn 😭

mitosising by chuutarttt July 25, 2025

The Miosis Pisser 

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

The Miosis Pisser by ADCAR December 13, 2023