max·i·mil·ized
max·i·mil·i·zing
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: to go for the complete experience
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: to do it right
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: to analyze for a statistical derivative, looking for a quantity that is equal to or greater than one, that weighs the greatness of a set of awesome things against a set of totally lame things
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: to increase the size of pop up porn ad to fill an entire computer screen

— max·i·mil·i·za·tion noun
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:the process by which one maximilizes

— max·i·mil·i·zer noun

Miximilize it!
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I rearranged the furniture to maximilize the space for my bitch's fat ass.
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This program will teach you how to maximilize your strengths to a power level that’s OVER 9000!!!!

miximilize by ch1pnd413 September 14, 2012

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mineralized

Another word for being inebriated, usually used in a way to hint at the fact that you are drunk without directly saying it. Originally used by twitch streamer KingGeorgeTV.

“I’m a bit mineralized right now...”

mineralized by unjustlyaccused January 21, 2018

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minimalist typography

a style of typing which lacks capital letters or excessive punctuation
casual respellings of words like through as thru, you're as ure; etc
coined by gretchen mcculloch in her book "because internet"

Hey, why do you not use capital letters in your writing? It's a bit weird, in my opinion...
well u can still get what im saying, im an advocate for minimalist typography

minimalist typography by eljest September 2, 2019

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minute minimizer

an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.

bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...

minute minimizer by Jackie Dtm December 17, 2007

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