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Mingo Junction 

A small town along the Ohio river. Contains stoners ,alcoholics, and just down right party fuckers. Don't fret, all you white collar bastards. Mingo is contained with decent people, maybe not the one you socialist dicks call normal....but righteous anyway.

"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful"
People in Mingo Junction do get drunk a lot .

Yeah so what they tuff guys anyway.

Yeah, your right, im so so so sorry mister.
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Mingo Jct.

A small town in South Eastern Ohio where steel runs in the blood stream of its residence and its glory is recorded in the Deer Hunter.
Lets go down Mingo Jct. and and relive our glory days at the Parkview.

mingo dick 

When a guy falls asleep with his penis still inside during a drunk sex encounter.
Me: “Hey Kelsey what did you do last night?”
Kelsey: “I don’t really remember but I woke up getting mingo dicked and gum in my hair.”
mingo dick by awesomesalad228 June 20, 2021

Mingo Fuck

The act of sexual intercourse when the male and female raise one leg like a flamingo. Opposite legs should be raised to increase stability in a standing position.
Aaron, I just got done mingo fucking the shit out of this chick.
Mingo Fuck by Harvmitz December 7, 2011

Full Mingo 

A combination of unparalleled excellence and awesomeness. To go FULL MINGO is to reach one's max potential while meeting a goal with near perfection.

While instances of going FULL MINGO are heavily concentrated in and around the Madison, WI area. Anyone can achieve FULL MINGO status if they believe in the power of MINGO.

The origin of the term can be traced to a viral tweet thread made by Forward Madison FC, America's greatest soccer club in which its mascot, MINGO, the most interesting plastic lawn flamingo in the world flawlessly measured the snowfall at Breese Stevens Soccer Field during the great polar vortex of 2019.
Forward Madison FC possess such an unmatched level of excellence and awesomeness that they went "FULL MINGO" before the USL League 1 season even started.

To play for Forward Madison FC, a player must possess the qualities that will enable them to reach "FULL MINGO" status while playing for America's greatest soccer club.

In USL League 1, many teams struggle to keep pace with Forward Madison FC on account of struggling to go "FULL MINGO".
Full Mingo by tncsm58 February 6, 2019

Rusty Mingo 

To be known as a person that wears a mullet and mustache with pornstar confidence while performing a dirty sanchez.
John was often referred to as a 'Rusty Mingo' while describing his sexual escapades.

Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!

The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.
Rusty Mingo by Pheli December 22, 2010