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Midding - Maybe Kidding.
:D
Paul: o.o you're gay
Kim: DDD: meanie
Paul: o.o i'm ... midding?
Midding by StalkerishPedo November 4, 2009

midlength crisis 

not quite short, not quite mullet, not quite anything. your hair is in a no-man's land of style.
"Ben's having a killer midlength crisis"
midlength crisis by Danjnk December 10, 2008
The process of running a mile, most commonly associated with running a beer mile or milk mile. The act of beer mileing.
"bro you wanna go beer mileing?"
Mileing by pisssinker69 March 26, 2021

Nautical mileing 

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.
Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?
1. One might say it is one thing. One might say it is another.
2. Middleits are sure to cry.
3. People break up with middleits upon their exposure as a middleit.
She is such a middleit! I'm breaking up with her. </3
middleit by Yunfail Liuser 2 February 25, 2010

fair to middlin' 

Term meaning "okay" rather than "fantastic" or "terrible". Derived from the classic game Oregon Trail, which was played on old school Apple Computers. When asked how good of a shot you are, your options are: poor, fair to middlin', and expert.
Ed: How are you today?
Suzy: Meh, fair to middlin'. I woke up kinda late, but i found five buucks in my pocket.
fair to middlin' by sara elisabeth September 30, 2006