Microwave 

When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit

My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!

Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!

Microwave by Burtnlovely December 8, 2011

Microwave 

An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.

Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?

Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee

Microwave by railmeamber June 20, 2018

Microwave 

The head chef at Olive Garden.

Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.

Microwave by Zip zoom September 28, 2019

Microwave 

magic boxes where cold food goes in, hot food comes out, and don't anger the machine-spirt with metal

I put a fork in the microwave and it got angry with me.

Microwave by BSroot December 13, 2019

Microwave 

GO MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM

Microwave go mmmmmmmmmmm

Microwave by ThyKillaAmbusher January 7, 2020

Microwave 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEPMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEP

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEP

Microwave by anonymous November 2, 2020

microwave 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days

microwave by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020