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Mercenary Position 

A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.
She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.
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Commando/Mercenary Treatment 

When a group of developers ignore the complaints of a class in an mmo until the players of said class reroll, quit or just become too tired to complain. Thus solving the root cause of said complaints. This is followed up by the developers patting each other's backs and congratulating each other on a job well done.
1. Bioware is really putting powertechs through the commando/mercenary treatment. Each patch powertech's think their class can not get worse, when it does.

2. If the RNG gods align, we can be one shot by a Boss mechanic, and there is nothing we can do. Us assassin tanks are getting the Commando/Mercenary treatment.

3. Because of Bioware's consistent use of the commando/mercenary treatment one will find a lack of commandos and mercenaries queing for the 4 v 4 ranked arenas.

mercenary 

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...
mercenary by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005

Mercenary ball tap 

When playing ball tap between ones friends or coworkers, one pays another random individual a certain dollar amount to carry out the act of the ball tap without having to perform it him or herself.
"Mercenary ball tap" Matt got ball tapped by Justin, Matt B, Chele, but then a radom customer came up who was paid $20 by chase and ball tapped him for chase instead of chase doing the ball tap himself.

This results in excessive bouts of laughter, followed tears, and the attacker rolling on the floor uncontrolably.
Mercenary ball tap by Unlce sean December 20, 2008

mercenary 

any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.
Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.

Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".

Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.

Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.
mercenary by Bulldog6 September 14, 2009

mercenary position 

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
mercenary position by cK March 3, 2009

mercenary 

Boba Fett is a mercenary.
mercenary by L33T G8M3R February 26, 2003