A Vegetable Medley 

Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!

When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley

A Vegetable Medley by gjkgmc008 September 20, 2009

vegetable medley

The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.

Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.

vegetable medley by ade2 December 4, 2007

Le Internet Medley 

An amalgamation of more than 40 internet memes created by the GAG Quartet. The single greatest creation of mankind.

This man just sat through a Bieber song! Quick, get him to the Le Internet Medley screening room!

Le Internet Medley by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

pickin' medley 

You pick your nose first.
Then you pick ya butthole.
Of course, next you're gonna dig for gold again.
Then you pick your ear.
And lastly, ya pick your pocket lent.

Man... Crystal and I had us a pickin' medley today up in this hizzy!

pickin' medley by Crittle & BobbAy August 14, 2006

veggie medley 

two vegetarian dope boys who get in a fight

... "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians." -Tyler the Creator OFWGKTADGAF

-Ace- "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians."
-Lil' boy- "If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?"
-Ace- "It's veggie medley bitch. WOOF!"

veggie medley by SmokeBlewNemo November 19, 2011

corn and carrot medley 

methamphetamine. so called because of the wide variety of chemicals and ingredients involved in its home concoction.

Jeve: Hey man you got that corn and carrot medley?
Steve: Nah dude you need some help. Meth's one hell of a drug

corn and carrot medley by coreius imperator August 22, 2010

deadly medley 

When you do a cunt act

That was a Deadly Medley

He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - What a Deadly Medley

A Deadly Medley: Jerking off in your mums bra, but not cleaning it up so she gets a nice surprise

deadly medley by Deadly Medley August 28, 2014