meat sweats 

perspiration caused by excessive rubbing and tugging

The Mom: "Jimmy, get back to work on your homework."
Jimmy: "Mom, I'm just taking a break to do some push-ups."
The Mom: "Push-ups? Don't try to fool me, Jimmy. I know you've got the meat sweats! Nobody else goes through that much lotion in a week."

meat sweats by fireworks March 21, 2012

Meat sweats 

Sweating profusely during sex

Man I was on this girl the other night, but she slipped right out of my hands. She had severe meat sweats

Meat sweats by Feel good meaty September 30, 2017

Meat sweats 

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.

"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"

Meat sweats by denny434 February 7, 2021

meat sweats 

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

meat sweats by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016

Meat Sweats 

A negative reaction from external stimuli as a result from a traumatic, violent blow to the anus by forceful intercourse.

Ardez saw FRANK the other day and his asshole immediately tensed while breaking into uncontrollable meat sweats.

Meat Sweats by Jayhalili162 November 9, 2008

meat sweats 

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

meat sweats by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones November 28, 2011

Meat Sweats 

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

Meat Sweats by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017