Huw's Best Mate 

A anonymous Dickhead who picks on people with out letting out his name cause of a fear that he might get his ass kick. If someone was to encounter "Huw's Best Mate" they should run for cover before his/hers Fucked up way of thinking gets to You.

Huw's Best Mate by I dont know You you dont know me come looking and June 1, 2003

There's no mate 

It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.

"Mate what the hell are you doing?"
"There's no mate, alright? I'm not your mate"
*punching noises*

There's no mate by BrigadierG September 20, 2020

that’s what makes the earth round 

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

that’s what makes the earth round by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

s'cuse me mate... 

A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.

*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*

s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'

s'cuse me mate... by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths 

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej December 10, 2017

soul mates 

Soul mates by definition are two completely strangers who meet unexpectedly in life and feel this unbreakable bond which hides true love, unbelievable desire, passion and the wiliness to find each other in life. When god made us, he made us complete and pure with no ounce of sanity or hate in our soul. He cut us in half and separated us to two people and the purpose of true love and the meaning of your soul mate is to find your other half, it will take time but if the person has faith, courage and desire to find it then god will find the best time to show him or her the path in order to find his or hers other half or soul mate.

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soul mates by greekona20 July 16, 2009

soul mates 

It's like what Aristotle says about true friendship:

"One soul in two bodies."

Not necessarily anything cheesy like you're "meant to be together" forever, but two people who compliment each other so well that it TRULY seems like they are one soul lingering in two bodies.

Isaac: "Our personalities compliment each other so perfectly..."
Olivia: "Like one 'soul' sharing two bodies. We are soul mates."

soul mates by Olivia F. February 15, 2009