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mangled umbrella 

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.
ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

mangled minge 

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team
hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe
mangled minge by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis
Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.
mangled dangle by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.
Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel
Mangled Squirrel by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Mangled Pineapple

Mangled Pineapple by Beckyac May 29, 2021