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Milk Man Family 

First we have Father Milk Man. Father Milk Man is equivalent of a God. He is all our Father. Father has his own bible. Father is it’s own religion. I worship father.

The Milk Man Family consists of one actually birthed child, Elena. Then we have the adopted children Nico, Evian, Noah, Jason, and Megan.
Nico, also goes by nicHOE, nicotine is so cool. She is very hot. she can make you come back for more if you know what i mean :,)
Elena, also goes by sebha, sebHOE or Noah’s girlfriend is as asian as it gets. she is tall and her spirit animal is a panda. She is also the only birthed child, making her the ultimate humanoid.
Evian, Ivan, or vodkuhhh is a lesbian dyke that nobody likes except for a- never mind.
Noah, pierce, noHOE, or fence is the ultimate gay fence
Jason is a mini-memer.
Megan, cookiemegi is a musically E-girl God.
The Milk Man Family is so cool! i wish i was in it!!,
Milk Man Family by billi06 February 4, 2019

The Milk Man 

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

milk man 

the who was fucking your girl while you were out.
the milk man ruined my marriage
milk man by allen s December 20, 2008

Milk Man 

The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.
The milk man is fuckin pissed.
Milk Man by Corey Wagner April 14, 2005

milk man 

A black man that loves white women
a.Ayo, homeboy stay with the white women.
b.Yeah he a straight up Milk man
milk man by Dub-Fresh December 9, 2006

milk man 

"The alphabet boys are on my tail because they think i'm the milk man.
milk man by skootuh boi October 18, 2008