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lowie_edits is a most talented person she edits on after effect and video star, she is a addison rea fan, she is beautiful, she is lowie girl
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A divorced, middle aged, bald man, with children, who is so desperate not be alone he does anything to please his, usually older, also divorced girlfriends, who have children of their own, by using his savings and kids college fund to pay for their lifestyle and her kids expenses.
Hey girl, I hear you're looking to finally start dating you HAVE to get A Lowie. He'll literally do anything you say and pay for everything your hot ex refused to pay for; gifts, trips, spas, etc.... He'll be totally up your ass and pretty much agree to whatever you want to do. A MUST first guy to date after a bad marriage. Only downside is a possible restraining order to get him away from you if you break up. But a guy like that will most likely have priors so enforcement is not an issue. You'll thank me!
A Lowie by ElenoreLow May 16, 2019
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be-lowie 

a lowie from the school grade below
Year 10 guy: 'I hooked in with the sluttiest year 9 jail bait last night'
Other Year 10 guy: 'You got a be-lowie!'
be-lowie by ImogenShotGun November 11, 2006

Bowie lowie 

When a fucking nigga boy shits on the bed
Paul: “yo this kid just Bowie lowied me.”
Bowie: “shut the fuck up Rubert or I’ll send my shit flying into your mouth while you’re asleep then cum into your mouth, no homo.”
Bowie lowie by Shitslayer926391 October 31, 2019
Group of close friends from the lab that you worked and bonded with in the pursuit of the truth. Singular = lomie
Yo, lomies let's get some eats.

lomies by Prof. Slice January 24, 2008

blew a louie 

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth
"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".
blew a louie by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

shave tail louie 

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."
In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."
shave tail louie by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018