Lincoln Log 

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

Lincoln Log by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

Lincoln Log 

When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt

Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!

Lincoln Log by lincolnlogger69er May 7, 2009

lincoln log 

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!

lincoln log by phillyfolk May 16, 2010

Lincoln Log 

a roll of 100 pennies

What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.

Lincoln Log by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009

Lincoln Log 

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

Lincoln Log by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Lincoln log 

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.

Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.

Lincoln log by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019

Lincoln Log 

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

Lincoln Log by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021