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Limousine Conservative 

Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:

- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.

- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them

- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.

- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"

- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs

In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?

Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!

limousine liberal 

Another Stereotype created by the Far-Right to promote Prejudice against liberals.
Bob ignored the people who called him a limousine liberal. He knew that they were just being prejudiced
limousine liberal by ????^_^??? September 8, 2007

limousine liberal 

a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle
Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.

limousine_pickett 

limousine_pickett by Chula_Keria November 28, 2005

loser limousine 

A Greyhound bus or a city bus, particularly in those U.S. cities where public transit is not popular, and where many of its riders are parolees, wear eye patches, stink, or have IQs under 80. A mobile Jerry Springer Show.
I got a DUI and lost my license, so now I have to take the loser limousine.
loser limousine by Rex Rowland April 3, 2011

Nigger limousine

It took me an extra 15 minutes to get to work today because I couldn't get around the nigger limousine.
Nigger limousine by Oxyman September 3, 2013

Green_Limousine

An absolutely sexy twitch streamer that is more popular than BubbleZGaming but still gets no recognition. ChessMaster42069 is absolutely obsessed with his 'massive cock' and 'even huger titties', but he doesn't actually have tits, unfortunately. He is unrealistically tall and he has such high levels of testosterone that every other guy is merely just a woman compared to him.

He likes to engage in hot, sweaty, gay sex with his homies.
every guy ever: woahh, who is that tall sexy beast??!?!?!!!
me: thats obviously Green_Limousine