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Lesbi-hobo

Lesbi-hobos are lesbians who are homeless and have no respect for personal boundaries. They feed on garbage and fresh pretty girls. Much like zombies. Victims are usually girls who are drunk and can't defend themselves. Always seen in ripped flannel, black beanie hats, dirty knock off Birkenstocks, and dirt covered wet trench coats.
If you see any lesbi-hobos, do not approach them. They are wild animals. They do not like men, so always have one with you; gay or straight.
"She got raped after dark in the mall parking lot by 4 lesbi-hobos."

"Look at those lesbi-hobos sleeping by the fence."
Lesbi-hobo by Bluebyll November 20, 2014

lesbi-non 

a straight girl who is into girls, but has yet to come out.
She will say things like "im not gay, i just appreciate hot women".
"oh i thought she was a lesbian?!"
"no why would you think that?"
"because you guys were making out all night..."
"... oh no, she is a lesbi-non"
lesbi-non by sarasexmachine August 8, 2009

Lesbi-alls 

shapeless overalls worn by ditch-digging manly lesbians, usually accompanied with a small cat in the front pocket and a floppy hat
"omg, she came in to the store today in her lesbi-alls with the damn kitten in her pocket"

Lesbi-straight

When a person girl is straight but is closer and talks to more girls than men.

Commonly used by fake knobheads...
Jeff: Yano she’s a lesbi-straight.
Carl: Yh I heard shall I talk to her?
Lesbi-straight by Lesbi-straight October 12, 2018

Lesbi-honest

lez-bee-on-ist
Origin:
2002-2003; Middle English Lesbi-honeste; (Originally introduced to the English language in late 2002, early 2003, by the semi-famous artist, designer, and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Known amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay) < Latin Lesbi ( us ) Lesbi-honest (< Greek Lesbihonestus equivalent to lesb-honorable ( os ) lesbeh + -honest adj. suffix) + -ly; (defs. 2, 4) alluding to poet Sappho of Lesbos, whose verse deals largely with her emotional relationship with other women in an honest manner of speaking.

adjective
1. of or pertaining to female inhabitants of Lesbos being honorable in principle, intentions, and actions; upright and fair with the same sex when pertaining to females; an honest lesbian.

2. (usually lowercase) of, pertaining to, or characteristic of female homosexuality in showing uprightness and fairness: Lesbi-honest dealings.

noun
3. a female inhabitant of Lesbos who also happens to enjoy a healthy diet of fur burgers and bearded clams.

4. (usually lowercase) a female homosexual who may or may not be in denial about her desire to ravage Jay M. Griffin's awesometasticabulous meat rocket.

Related forms
lesbi-honest-ly, adverb
lesbi-honest-ness, noun
lesbi-honest-icaly, adverb
Famous Quotes:
"...C'mon Randi, lesbi-honest, you and Sarah sneak into each other's rooms at night and leg wrestle, dont you?..." - Jay M. Griffin 2002

"...Lesbi-honest, the only reason you're not comfortable with me sleeping with her is because you're jealous of my awesometasticabulous penis, and wish that you had one too..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003

"...Alright serisously, lesbi-honest with one another here. You clearly want to trade in your flesh purse for a ride on my awesometasticabulous meat mountain of magical muscle love..." - Jay M. Griffin 2003
Lesbi-honest by ATrueBeliever2 October 19, 2012
lesbian pick-up line ( let's-be-on )
I plan on increasing my field of "game" by suggesting to gay chicks this one-liner: lesbi-on !
lesbi-on by zwasbk613 October 22, 2016