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Kooky Kiley 

Don't let the name deceive you. A kooky Kiley is a krazy kool kat to have around. She'll do anything for the real ones. She's smart, charismatic, passionate, and most of all, she knows how to keep her kool.
It's like a girlboss, but without having to draw attention the fact a boss can be a girl.
Who's that woman running shit like Beyonce over there?

Oh...that's a Kooky Kiley.
Kooky Kiley by Giraffles November 23, 2021
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Kooky Juice 

A slang term for alcohol. Usually a strong liquor or juice heavy cocktail. Causes extreme pollution of the brain.
That boy is on that kooky juice.

kooky nutter 

N. (kooo kee nuuh tuur)
A person who is goofy and completely random, a little on the crazy side but in an alright way.
"If Leah was any more of a Kooky Nutter she would need medication!"
kooky nutter by Andibobandi September 20, 2006

kOOky swag 

Its whats John Spencer has. You may look, but you can't touch it. Unlike my Big Meat.

This type of swag is very rare and these are few people nowadays that behold the mystical kOOk.

don't even try to fuck with it.
Sarah: "what's kOOky swag?"

John: "Is that a fucking joke? "

Sarah: "sorry, im asian looking, i don't keep up with these trends with these caucasion trends."
kOOky swag by Looneyville May 1, 2011

kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
kooky phalanges by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012

Kooky cabbage

Sally wanted to smoke kooky cabbage with her friends, but was afraid of the repercussions.
Kooky cabbage by Derbygirl1990 September 15, 2016

kooky noodle 

A person that's kooky and a loose noodle that acts crazy and fails around a lot. You never know what they're going to do.
Mary is acting like a kooky noodle bc she's running around the farm at 4 am looking for her kite.
kooky noodle by Beggin Megan June 2, 2023