Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.

Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) 

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) by C44444 January 2, 2019

Like Kobayashi! 

v.)
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.

2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.

Frank: You see Jack take on that pile of hot dogs at the barbeque on Friday?

Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.

Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!

Like Kobayashi! by Clickclack43 July 8, 2010

Takeru Kobayashi 

1) To Kobayashi

2) To eat a grotesque amount

ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.

See also Kobayashi

I can't help my weight. You Kobayashi's just don't understand.

Takeru Kobayashi by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005

Tohru Kobayashi 

Main character and best girl in the manga series Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

Man 1- Hey have you heard of Tohru Kobayashi? She's best girl

Man 2- You mean Tohru Honda?

Man 1- NO U IDIOT

Tohru Kobayashi by Rainmorelikepain January 4, 2022

Doing the Kobayashi 

Performing oral sex on a man. Giving head.

I walked in on my friend doing the kobayashi on her boyfriend.

Doing the Kobayashi by John Hocker February 26, 2011

National Kobayashi's Thingy Day 

The international holiday where everyone comes together in celebration of not only the airing of Dragon Maid season 2 but the introduction of the critically acclaimed character, Kobayashi's redacted

Aye bro you ready to celebrate National Kobayashi's Thingy Day?

National Kobayashi's Thingy Day by FF0000 July 7, 2021