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Kipper Conundrum 

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.
Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

Salted My Kipper 

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants
guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78
When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.
"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."
Kippered by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

Another way of saying nice or really good in a somewhat surprised manner.It allows

Kapperz

Another way of saying nice or really good in a somewhat surprised manner.

Sam: Is it true Joe?
Joe: is what true?
Sam: That you got a girlfriend?
Joe: *blushes* yea
Sam: Kappers!!
Kappers by Aguero January 23, 2009

Dirty Kipper

A colonial era cocktail believed to have been first made at Jessop’s Tavern in Old New Castle and served to Founding Father Caesar Rodney. It was originally made with Madeira and salted kipper. Today, Dirty Kippers are typically made with kipper (or any variety of salted fish) with tequila.
Rum and Coke is fine, but what I could really go for is a Dirty Kipper!
A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.
My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.
Kipper by EnvyEskridge September 3, 2012