kindle model 1 

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

kindle model 1 by jokerpants May 17, 2011

Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"

Kindle Kid by Herr Magie June 3, 2022

Kindle Fire 

A device with a striped down version of Android that is only useful if you install a different launcher and root its settings to your liking.

Its basicly a $200 Tablet with no camera or microphone, and with the layout amazon wants locked in. It also has about 2% of the apps that you could get from google play availible on its own appstore (you can't get anything from the google play website).

If you like having all the latest apps and being able to get updates at all, this is not the device for you!

Noob: Hey! I just got a kindle fire! And I'm gonna install minecraft pocket edition, skype, and the urban dictionary app!

Previous buyer: Do you know how to sideload or root?

Noob: what's that?

Previous buyer: well than good luck getting those apps!

Kindle Fire by Ninja034 November 7, 2012

Kindle Burnout 

Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books

If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout

Kindle Burnout by slatattack March 29, 2011

Kindle Pride 

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.

Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'

Kindle Pride by Martinho August 31, 2013

Kindle Up 

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

Kindle Up by Chefspam October 8, 2014

Kindle and cuddle 

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow

Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl

Kindle and cuddle by aza_uk October 3, 2016