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I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
That guy is such a James S, he blew me off just to blow himself
James S by BakuBling February 11, 2019

jamie's uncle :'[ 

when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch
jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
jamie's uncle :'[ by sexy left toe December 14, 2019
See James sutton, he's a god
James s by Krxnchy-.- April 16, 2022

Jamie's dad 

Jamie's dad is probably the sexiest man known to ever exist. He has curves in all the right places and has no limit to his power. As you could probably tell by his name, he is the father of Jamie. Because of this Jamie is his son. Which means that they are both connected through love.
Mason: Jamie's dad is an absolute baddie
Jamie: Shut the fuck up Mason
Jamie's dad by Mster105 April 24, 2023

Jamie's Law 

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay
Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law
Jamie's Law by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

Jamie's Feet 

Jamie's Feet is when the friend who you think is bent sends your a cute feet pic.

Jamie's Feet is a term created by George Soros and Andrew Huberman
EDP445: *sends feet pic of his hairy feeties*

A random Goyim: "dang.. his toes are cute but I think he is bent... I guess this is a Jamie's Feet situation. I'm going to block and report him to the federal government, the CIA is watching me and is outside my house with sting ray devices."
Jamie's Feet by chicken81914 March 7, 2025