A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.
Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)
Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).
1. A man who has an unusually high amount of Zest yet still claims he is not gay/ An overwhelming amount of zest.
2. Releasing a lethal amount of cringe
He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)