hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

hickory tea by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019

Get merch

Get the hickory tea mug.

See more merch

Hickory Ridge Highschool

a highschool in harrisburg, NC thats 5% rednecks, 45% fake rednecks, 25% potheads, 5% blacks and mexicans combined, and 20% preps.

jimmy: where do you go to school?

john: hickory ridge highschool! home of the ragin' bulls!

jimmy: get out of here, you dip doin' pot smokin' fake redneck bastard.

Hickory Ridge Highschool by DiRtY BiT April 22, 2011

Get merch

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

Hickory Dickory Clock by Varnpike October 25, 2016