hammered dog shit 

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

hammered dog shit by MANNAMEDJACK March 5, 2009

Shit-Hammered 

Being VERY drunk

"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"

Shit-Hammered by Joker22 February 16, 2010

shit hammered 

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.

I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.

shit hammered by uzi4u July 15, 2007

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit 

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit by weave March 24, 2003

shitfaced hammered drunk 

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

shitfaced hammered drunk by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011