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Greebles 

The small, spherical particles made by rubbing boogers in a circular motion between the thumb and index finger. This is typically done after picking ones nose in order to discard the boogers (particularly when there is nothing on which to whipe your finger).

An important characteristic of greebles is that, after drying, they become hard. This gives them a scratchy or abrasive quality which makes them undesirable when deposited in bed sheets or on couch cushions.
Dude #1: Dude!? Quit getting your greebles in my car!

Dude #2: What do you want me to do, bro? Wipe it on my jeans?
Greebles by Bravo Golf Hotel September 14, 2013
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Greebler 

Someone who is so wildly out of touch with what is mean to be a functional member of society that they play airsoft
Look at this greebler man he so good at airsoft and drinks white claw
Greebler by Greeblidite April 26, 2022
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greeblies 

Crumbs remaining from carrying food in your pockets.
I grabbed a cookie from the buffet before we left, and now I've got greeblies.
greeblies by Pomo June 27, 2006

greeblies 

Small crumbs leftover in your sandwich wrapper.
I was so hungry that I licked my fingers to pick up the last of the greeblies in the sandwich bag
greeblies by 3daltons September 23, 2005
an insect like creature, small in size, dark in colour, has wings to fly and very very annoying to the human- especially when consuming food!!!
"that bloody Greebie keeps flying round my burger!!!"
GREEBIE by Pussssy Galore November 24, 2006

greebles 

germs, coodies, nasty unseen bacteria, yuckies, mcnasties
that hitchhiker i picked up left his ass greebles all over the back seat of my car! go take a shower and wash off all those sweat greebles!
greebles by mr stickel February 26, 2010

greebler 

(n) One who greebs - associated with felching
"You are an ass greebler."
greebler by Jordan Scott Smith, Sr. November 26, 2006