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Grandad-ing 

the concept of 'grandad-ing' is quite complicated for some people to grasp.
'grandad-ing' is when you find an innocent unaware soul in the street. U then knee them in the thigh.. and this is 'grandad-ing'...you call it 'grandad-ing' because after you have comppleted the technique you walk like a cripple...this is the 'grandad' concept :D
hello there
(pretend to go and hug the person you say hello to)
CABLAMMMM.....you knee them in the thigh...u have to knee them at the outer side of the thigh to get the fuller effect...and then u can run away and laugh and shout hahah i just 'grandad-ed' you! this is the concept of grandad-ing
Grandad-ing by dipzy November 25, 2007

Grandad Bod 

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.
I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

Grandad's Pants 

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
Grandad's Pants by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

Grandad Pocket 

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'
Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

grandad phil the girl

This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.

Grandad girl 

A girl who is Close to her grandad
Grandad girl by 459395 March 11, 2022