Goodness

Something irritating, offensive or horrific and you are too polite or too taken aback to swear proper.

Goodness there was a lot of blood at that crime scene.

by pocketloki September 3, 2020

Goodness Gracious

Goodness gracious is an exclamation of excitement, surprise or frustration. It is a Southern term used primarily as a substitute for cursing, and as such it is a minced oath. Sweet little old ladies use this term a lot.

1. Goodness gracious, Tommy, clean up that room!
2. Goodness gracious, if you don't just look beautiful today, honey!
3. Goodness gracious, I have gas today something fierce.

by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

Goodness me

The European Version of oh my God. Used a lot in soccer, by announcers. It's also used in their every day language.

Goodness me I just failed that test.

by Bingya November 16, 2016

Goodness gracious

A feeling to show that you’re shocked. SIKE! Naw, it’s just a phrase to say anytime you fucking want.

Goodness gracious that was great

Oh damn goodness gracious

Simply: “goodness gracious”

by Resting_bitch_face September 21, 2019

Goodness Gracious Packolacious

Goodness Gracious Packolacious is used as a phrase to show extreme shock in a joking manor.

"Goodness Gracious Packolacious! That's so mean!"

by Low self esteem lord January 31, 2023

goodness gravy

is a flavorful gravy that you pour on dry dog food

Hey, Rover do you want your Goodness Gravy?

by megd44 October 23, 2015

Goodness grossness

An exclamation of surprise when seeing something disgusting.

I explained, "Goodness grossness!" when the rather large when bent over and her phone peaked out.

by Kjahnke812 July 18, 2017