Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.

Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!

by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.

"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.

"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas

“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”

by poppy6 September 23, 2025

Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver

After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee

by Pussymasher6969 July 8, 2020