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The Geriatric 

A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.
"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"
The Geriatric by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011
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fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace 

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.
The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

geriatric swagger 

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.
Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."
geriatric swagger by josh_mcg November 6, 2008

geriatric drag racing 

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!
I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)
geriatric drag racing by Bagdad February 10, 2015

Geriatric crew 

The geriatric crew is playing Bingo.

Geriatric bunny. 

A geriatric bunny is a senior citizen w energizer batteries.
A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.
Geriatric bunny. by ATX September 2, 2018

geriatric popsicle stand 

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand