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GEEKER GREASE 

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S
MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM
GEEKER GREASE by labbers November 10, 2009

geeker light 

A light usually L.E.D. that straps to ones head (geeker) so they can geek on things using both hands
Joe: gosh I'm tweeked the funk up and need to work on my mower but its dark... wish I had my geeker light
geeker light by 23over December 21, 2013

geeker salad 

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed
Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!
geeker salad by Aggressively high February 13, 2024

Shroom Geeker 

A person that’s addicted to poisonous mushrooms because they make them feel high
Jerold is a mad Shroom Geeker.
Shroom Geeker by Otistube1 June 18, 2025

Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

attention geekers 

Probably work in neu media or meme-pushers....meeeeeeme.

People who go to pop-up stuff, small but spectacular and special.

Are really into every single piece of technology regardless whether it's use or ornament. But, and this is really important, know all vital cultural references usually through films. Original Star Wars in particular.

'Cos it's all just so wicked. (and cool, right?)
after The Gadget Show UK

Typical attention geekers scenario;

Me 1) 'waaaahay, I've just turned my Star Wars light sabre into a smart-sabre so I can pay for my bus ticket Jedi-like. Woosh'

Me1.1) 'wow, that's so cool...must get me one, mopho'