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gun furniture 

The term gun furniture is used more often for AR-type weapons but also to a lesser extent other rifles and handguns this term refers parts which affect the way the firearm is held and supported. The pistol grip, stock, and handguard are all considered part of the furniture. This does not include accessories like scopes, lights etc.
I made some upgrades to my AR-15 with some new gun furniture; I'm a fan of the wood so I got some nice custom matching rosewood furniture.
gun furniture by J_Han February 20, 2018
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furniture thunder 

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.
Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.
furniture thunder by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

natio furniture 

Chairs and tables made from cases of Natural Ice (or any beer), or coolers full of alcoholic beverages, typically used for seating at cookouts.
We were using those thirty bombs as natio furniture until Chad showed up and drank it all.
natio furniture by dcoy February 17, 2009

Rearrange the furniture 

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.
"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"

Move Some Furniture Around 

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

furniture 

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
furniture by duffolonious March 29, 2009