I fuck on the first date 

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

I fuck on the first date by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

packer on the first date

A packer on the first date is someone who on the first date packs (like the youtuber packgod)

"i was on a date with this guy and he started packing me"
"so he was a packer on the first date😹😹😹"

packer on the first date by FirstDateStabber111 March 30, 2026

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

I don’t kiss on the first date by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021

50 first dated 

noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates

John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"

Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"

50 first dated by Bill Murray Ate My Baby January 12, 2011

50 first dates 

A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!

I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.

Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.

50 first dates by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008