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bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

summer fling

a casual almost dating kind of relationship. happens in the warm months of may-september when school is out! usually happens within summer workplaces where students hookup with each other all summer before going back to school in the fall. similar to friends with benefits, except these usually only last a couple of months before they come to an end due to the couple splitting off back to reality.
“omg did you and danny hook up all summer? where is he now?”
“he’s at college now. but he said he’ll come back to work again next summer. what a summer fling that was!”

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl
Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

Fixing to 

It means you are about to do something, or more accurately you are doing something now that will lead to you doing the thing that you are fixin' to do. Fixing = preparation

Others here have the pronunciation wrong, when spoken it sounds like one word: "fixina" which led to it's child word finna
In the South we like to run our words together, it's too hot to pronounce every letter.
Texan: "I'm fixing to go unload my pickup cuz it's full of junk and I've gotta go get cokes for the party."
Translation: I am in the process of preparing to go begin unloading the miscellaneous items from the back of my truck because I must go purchase beverages for the party.
Fixing to by chubbypunny September 29, 2015
More romantic than "friends with benefits" but not an actual relationship.
"I thought you and him were just a fling? Why did you tell your crack-head uncle that your boyfriend moved away? ""It makes his ass stop asking me when I'll finally get a man-friend."
Fling by shadyraye December 1, 2018

Flingledoo 

That moment when someone understands you and makes a special connection
Synonym: a deep understanding
I know what she means because of our flingledoo.

We stayed up for hours talking. I think we made a flingledoo
Flingledoo by gayboyaredee May 17, 2018