(noun) The individual, or group of individuals, involved in obsessive adoration of a particular facebook friend where a close relationship does not exist in real life. The Facebook Groupie will like or comment on almost any status update, even when they don't undertsand the meaning or are not involved in the conversation, and live under the illusion of a close relationship. Often, there is a symbiotic relationship with the facebook whore. The FBG is distinguishable from the stalker because their comments are not discouraged.

Tiffany: I'm not really sure why Chuck commented on that--he has no idea what we were even talking about.

Jim: Meh--he's just one of those Facebook Groupies (FBG).

Facebook Groupies (FBG) by TheUniversalNarrator November 30, 2011

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Four big guys and they grab on my thighs blow up my guts like the forth of July

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FBGATGOMTBUMGLTFOJ by Mommy mia December 1, 2022

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Four big guys, and they grab on my thighs, blow up my guts like the forth of July

Joe: FBGATGOMTBUMGLTFOJ
Bob: What the fuck

FBGATGOMTBUMGLTFOJ by Mommy mia December 2, 2022

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Fuck bitches, get laid. This relates to girls who are sick of other girls drama and bullshit and simply wants to have sex, a similar outlook to that of a guy. A girl who says this is not necessarily a slut, she just knows what she wants and what is important in life. The girls who judge her are most likely prudes or celibates and are probably the ones referred to in the "fuck bitches" clause.

Cool girl: "All I want to do is FBGL."
Annoying girl: "You sound like a prostitute!"
Cool girl: "Sorry, I'm not sorry. I'm a chick with a dick."

FBGL by betchesluvthis October 19, 2011

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